translate English to english

The English langue never seems as confusing until you leave your own country and enter a different country that speaks English as well. you're thinking that's no big deal; I’ve watched British movies, and I Know British words. What the bloody hell is this Girl talking about I can get a cab if I call from my Mobile. Yea, these are not the words I’m talking about everyone knows what you mean if you call a chip a fry or mobile a cell phone these aren't the words to get confused about. so heres a list UK US surname last name
diary planner
Take away Take out
Oyster card metro card
Rubbish garbage
Hamper Basket
campy Flamboyant
A million Billion
High Street Main Street (sort of)
Garden Yard
ZED(Z) ZEE(Z)
Biscuit Cookie
Scone Biscuit
Lemonade Sprite(ish)
Snog Kiss
Fanny equivalent of in Americans saying the C*** word
Proper word for but fanny
Autumn fall
Jumper Sweater
cinema Movie theater
Flat apartment
Teli T.V.
Trainers Sneakers
Jumper Swaeter
Buggy or Pram Stroller
*there's a lot more and I'll add as I think of them.